10 quotes about wine - Pick yours !!

1.What wine goes with Captain Crunch? : George Carlin
I heard that crazy people dare to drink milk with their cereals



2.I’m trying a new wine diet....so far I've lost 3 days ! : Unknown
Funny man !!

3.Always drink some wine before you cook with it. Nothing to do with flavour - it just numbs the fear of cooking : Unknown
I sometimes eat with my wine

4.It takes a lot of beer to make good wine : Winemaker in the Loire Valley
During wine fair a wine maker is always looking for beer !

5.Life’s too short to drink bad wine Thomas Jefferson
He is damn right ! -sipping Haut-Brion 1982-

6.Anyone who tries to make you believe that he knows all about wines is obviously a fake : Leon Adams
I strongly disagree, since I know everything there is to know about wine !!

7.One should always be drunk. That’s all that matters…But with what? With wine, with poetry, or with virtue, as you chose. But get drunk : Charles Baudelaire
Agreed !! but not a bottle less than 500$

8.Penicillin cures, but wine makes people happy : Alexander Fleming
Wine also cures, see French Paradox

9.Nothing makes the future look so rosy as to contemplate it through a glass of Chambertin : Napoléon Bonaparte
I finally understand why this guy succeeded so well

10.She gets to keep the chalet and the Rolls, I want the Montrachet : Forbes Magazine
True story